The Baltimorons(2025)

R
Rated R for language.
1h 39m

Release Date: Sep 5, 2025 | Limited

A newly sober man's Christmas Eve dental emergency leads to an unexpected romance with his older dentist as they explore Baltimore together.

Releases

Original Release | Sep 5, 2025

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Box Office Results

Updated as of Mar 08, 2026 11:10 AM ET

Results

Opening Weekend US & Canada:
$36,001
Total US & Canada:
$798,845
Total Worldwide:
$798,845

Current Showtimes

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Director & Top Cast

Jay Duplass
Director

Michael Strassner
Cliff

Liz Larsen
Didi

Olivia Luccardi
Brittany

Chris Strassner
Darlene

Lewis Peterson
Tow truck driver

Rob Phoenix

Marvin

Jessie Cohen

Shelby

Michael Chandler

Bert

Zoe Strassner

Maddie

Brian Mendes

Conway

Mary Catherine Garrison

Patty

Michael Psenick

Adam

Morgan Dixon

Tonya

Drew Limon

Kayden

Spence Daw

Drunk Improv Fan #1

Stacy Caspari

Tracy

Jesse Darcangelo

Paul

Other Details

Country of Origin: United States

Language: English

Summaries

Storyline

A newly sober man's Christmas Eve dental emergency leads to an unexpected romance with his older dentist as they explore Baltimore together.

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